Is ‘Sexual Chocolate’ the Missing Ingredient to Eddie Murphy’s Comeback?
After yet another abysmal bomb (A Thousand Words), Murphy’s agent should consider filtering incoming scripts like a perverted TSA screening officer. Or, he should be fired. Or, Murphy can come up with his own ideas at staging a comeback. Or, he can take this one from us, gratis.
The movie title, Sexual Chocolate Taste So Fine: The Randy Watson Story. The casting is obvious, with Eddie Murphy and Arsenio Hall reprising their many roles, prosthetics intact. The premise would rely heavily on Randy Watsons climb to shameful local celebrity status while on an American Idolesque singing competition.
With John Landis (Coming to America) busy directing for TV, the baton could easily be passed to director Jake Kasdan who did a phenomenally great job on Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story.
Eddie, who needs Brett Ratner?